Our Favorite Quotes

Yes, it's true, the day you have all been waiting for has arrived! Rachael and Lauren have decided to create a blog, and to commemorate this momentous event we are going to share with the world our favorite quotes and they are . . .

"Oh Calamity"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you, stupid"

"I don't like this ending . . . "
"She's so fine and she's mine . . . "
"Why would the Courtesan choose the penniless sitar player over the Maharaja?"
"Look my dear, a little frog."
"It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside"

"I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides."

"Thanks Natasha"

"A model, idiot"

"I'm in love with liquid paper"

"Yeah? Well have you ever seen the movie 'Unbreakable?' Because that guy couldn't get sick, and neither can I."
"Oh yeah? Well have you ever seen the movie 'The Sixth Sense?'...Maybe you're already dead."
"...Unlikely."

"I invented the piano key necktie!"

"I'm tired of this Tarzan movie."

"Have fun kids!"

"This is the worst day of my life."
"You mean the worst day of your life so far."

"Freeze Scumbag"

And there you have it folks, a few of our favorite quotes.
Stay tuned for more of our thoughts!